Photo: Alison Conklin Photography
Warning to all future brides: you may want to stop reading now! While some guests are bound to be sugar and spice and everything nice, others are just destined for the naughty list. From sexual escapades on your big day to straight up snorting drugs in the bathroom (we’re not kidding!), here’s what your friends and family are really up to on the happiest day of your life.
“I was in a new relationship with my guy, and we flew across the country to attend his best friend’s destination wedding. Let’s just say we have a healthy sex life at home so we decided to sneak in a little action during the reception. It was held outdoors in a heavily wooded area. We just snuck off while everyone was tipsy on the dance floor and got in a quickie in the woods. Oops!” — Haley
“There was lots of leftover table wine at one wedding I went to. Of course, me and my girlfriends couldn’t just let it go to waste. We stole several bottles and brought them back to our hotel for our own little after party. Well worth it in my opinion.” — Bethany
“I’m not sure how ‘naughty’ this is, but my husband’s cousin was having a dry wedding, mind you without dancing even, so we snuck liquor in flasks in and spiked our lemonades. Turns out, we weren’t the only ones! There was several of us pouring our drinks in the bathroom area and even sharing alcohol with others. LOL.” — Cara
“I work as a wedding photographer and have seriously seen it all. Think couples having sex all over the venue to guests snorting cocaine in the bathroom, particularly the least likely suspects, like someone’s uncle! Oh and bridesmaids/groomsmen hooking up with people that they definitely aren’t engaged to.” — Tia
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“My cousin had the most amazing cake at her wedding! I’m actually kind of ashamed to admit that I ate five freaking slices. The worst part is though, after I finished my own I scouted out tables that had slices left and went and snatched them up for myself before anyone could see.” — Jordan
“When I was younger my high school crush was working as a caterer at a family wedding I went to. After the main course was served and a bunch of flirting the entire night, we wound up making out in the cool room. Then his dad walked in on us OMG! I was absolutely mortified and so was he, but his dad actually ended up giving us the keys to his van so we wouldn’t spoil the rest of the food in there haha.” — Jenn
“I’m so ashamed to admit this and I was super drunk at the time. Anyway, my friend rented out her wedding venue and it had a ton of guest rooms for everyone to stay in. Well, late night I got in a fight with my boyfriend and he left. I stormed out of our room butt naked and ran down the hall screaming after him. Several people woke up and peeked out their doors to see me in all my glory. I still haven’t lived that moment down to this day. Eek.” — Emilia