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Who said that the sex goes stale after marriage? If you ask Mila Kunis about her time spent in the bedroom with husband Ashton Kutcher, she sounds quite, uh, satisfied! Kunis, who is currently expecting her second child with Kutcher, recently got candid during an appearance on The Late Late Show, where she actually described her hubby’s penis to host James Cordon. Oh yes, she went there. But in her defense, Kunis was under a lot of pressure on the talkshow. What’s a girl supposed to do? Here’s the lowdown on the NSFW moment and Kutcher’s reaction to having the world now know what he looks like naked. Spoiler alert: Kunis was very generous!
When Kunis stopped by The Late Late Show on Monday night, Cordon recruited her for a round of “Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts” — a twisted game of his own invention, where players either have to answer an uncomfortable, TMI question or down an unusual food or unappealing drink. Betcha Kunis wished she just stayed at home with baby Wyatt, right? The game took an interesting turn when Cordon asked, “Ashton Kutcher: carrot stick or beer can?” Yep, that happened.
“Oh, my God. What do I do?” Kunis asked, deciding whether to comment — on national TV, no less — on her husband’s penis size or down a glass full of clam juice. Kunis eventually made the wise choice, and went with ‘carrot stick.’ But then the actress got even more descriptive!
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“Carrot stick?” Cordon asked curiously. “Beer cans are short,” the Bad Moms star explained. “No, not a big beer can,” Corden replied, putting an end to the penile descriptor confusion. “A beer can!” Kunis declared at last. “I’m thinking it’s short and stubby or long and thin. But no, [it’s] like a Guinness.” Thats, uh, quite the visual there, Kunis…
So how does Kutcher feel about his wife blabbing about his nether regions all over town? “He was very happy about the Guinness,” Kunis later shared with E! News on the red carpet premiere of Bad Moms, where she flaunted her growing baby bump. That must have been a relief, right? (But you still probably shouldn’t spill similar TMI details about your fiancé. Just a suggestion…)
“Listen, it’s a fact,” Kunis hilariously continued. “He’s like a Guinness, you guys.”
Good to know, right?
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